Dancing and Dining

There have been questions, and here are some very TARDY! answers.
Tardy is a great word, by the way.

Q: HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOULD MY SNACK TRAY SERVE?
A: This is a large potluck, with an unknown number of attendees. Californians are pretty unclear on the RSVP concept. Bearing that in mind, bring a tray that will serve a dozen or so people a taste of your fabulous offering.

Q: HOW DRESSY IS 'DRESS-UP'?
A: Well, I'm wearing a gown and a corset to start, and I can guarantee Sean Kelly will not be wearing a tie...other than that, all bets are off. It is a Special Occasion, so whatever outfit makes you feel Special and like you are attending An Occasion is fine with us. If you want to get all steam punk, or wear fake eyelashes and sequins, or really just think black pants, some nice shoes and a clean shirt are snazz enough, IT'S ALL GOOD. The main thing is that you are comfy, festive, and ready to dance and celebrate with us. BECAUSE WE HAVE LOTS TO CELEBRATE!

Q: WHAT IS AN APPETIZER?
A: That, my friend, is up to you. Finger food. Mac N Cheese. crab cakes. PB&J with the crusts cut off. bacon wraped oysters. grilled asparagus. The point is, IT'S NOT DINNER.

Q: WILL THERE BE DANCING?
A: Oh my, yes. Speaking of which, there will also be some singing. And for those of you with performance anxiety, here is a sneak preview of what we will be asking of you (sans the hippy skirts and bells):